After three years at The University of Hopeless, you emerge with a degree, £12,421.34 worth of debt and a drink problem. I've got news for any undergraduate out there:

Your qualification will be deemed worthless by HR people who dress like Alan Partridge and talk like David Brent. Your debt will follow you around for years, preventing you from having holidays, getting a mortgage or buying anything. All you will have left of any value, is your drink problem - don't let them take that away from you.

Still, you've got to laugh...

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