Not long ago, a stupid slotty card thing arrived from the Post Office. It had a lot of gibberish written on it.



We experimented with it and found that beer mats go through the little slot and with a little care you can get an eleven foot plank through the big slot. From this we concluded that we should probably get into the plank mail order business.



In the meantime, in need of a policy on postage, we went to the pub and asked Becky, who collects glasses, how much we should charge for sending a tee shirt through the post. She said "...about a quid-fifty".



"What about Europe and the rest of the world?" we screamed at her, turning the lights ever more into her eyes and attaching the electrodes.



"Dunno, about a quid more for Europe and probably a quid more again for every other b****r".



So our new postage rates are as follows:



£1.50 for each tee shirt sent within the UK

£2.50 for each tee shirt sent within Europe

£3.50 for each tee shirt sent to every other b****r